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Cycling Haiku

Winter Kilograms
Where is my spare tire?
lift up my jersey, look down
damn now I see it

Sonora Winter
Fat tires are rumbling
over desert rocks once more
cool enough to ride

Autumn
New blue bicycle
slicing through a windy prairie
wheat, corn, potatoes

Mishap
Pedals, free my feet
World turning, now on my back
Pedals freed my feet

Big Beef
An eighth of a ton
only when going downhill
is fat oh so fast

Asphalt Cathedral
On the starting line
my idea of "Sunday Mass"
will begin shortly

Snobby
Carbon, Ti, Steel fads
worth's not about money spent
dude, shut up and ride

Lessons Learned
First time in lycra
what, the padding goes inside?
so that's why they laugh

Embrocation
Ben Gay, good for legs
not as good for chamois cream
O God make it stop!

Post-Century
Sugar, I am yours
cheese all over my jersey
nap on a full gut

The Barbarians
Three brothers set forth
the youngest had massive quads
he won many wives

Piety
Damn! Another hill
Lord, please forgive my cursing
and level this land

Alabama
Horns honking wildly
white knuckles gripping my brakes
dreaming of bike lanes

Headwind
Relentless is the wind
always turning to face me
like a hand pushing back

Puncture
The side of the road
awaits its deflated guest
where is my spare tube?

Temptation
Back roads through orchards
Delicious Pomegranates
Nobody's looking

Lightness
The great tao you seek
is not the true tao; you need
carbon handlebars

Climbing
There was a time, son
When hills like these were my friends.
Ford was president.

Disappointment
With a quiet moan
I reach what I was sure was
the mountain summit

Dogs
Festive dogs bemoan
not minding the bicycles,
"Damn those spinning spokes!"

Fixed Gear
Hipster on Fixie
Scraping your flesh off the road
too cool for brakes, huh?

Ending
Techs judge older bikes
Unworthy for modern wrench
Dumpster finale

 

OUR SPIRITUAL GUIDE (pictured above). As if the pain of riding for mile after mile, sustaining insults from the weather, the mountains, those cellphone-wielding SUV drivers was not enough: Our fellow here has gone beyond the call to demonstrate his allegiance to the sport (Vegetarian Festival 1990, Phuket Thailand)

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