Are there days you just feel like 3,035,500 Kilograms of solid rocket fuel?

The Saturn V jersey pays tribute to the NASA space program, American achievement, and the sheer balls to hurl gigantic chunks of metal and whatnot into orbit. When was the last time your country could lay claim to doing something so kickass that in the past 40 years no other country has yet to repeat the feat, a feat that didn't involve either violence or the threat thereof?

 

 

 

 

The Saturn V jersey represents many of the things that still make this nation proud. Like vision, commitment and technology for instance. That and a really cool sense of midcentury style. It's light color and full-zip (or 3/4 hidden zip) makes it a great warm weather jersey. Perfect for tooling around the Kennedy Space Center, for instance.

Please note that riders wearing Saturn V products should do so with caution on their first few rides, specially on short steep climbs, onramps and the like as we have had a few reports of riders indadvertantly achieving escape velocity and inserting themselves into low earth orbit.

 

 

 

 

So the next time you need to step it up on a ride, whip on the Saturn V jersey. Blast goggles, slide rules and crewcuts not included.

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The Saturn V Jersey (Men's / Unisex) and Bib Shorts

In a style evocative of the grand rocket itself. When it's time to make use of the term "light it up," throw this jersey on. This is a full-zip jersey with three roomy pockets on the back for your mylar jacket, Tang™ and space food sticks. Made of Aries Micro Plus sublimated fabric, Designed and Manufactured in California. Ships with a mess of Saturn V temporary tattoos (which were made in Arizona since you were wondering).
$72.

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Saturn V full-zip jersey (Men's / Unisex): $72

Saturn V matching bibshorts

Eight panel construction grey-silver finish, Torino pad, classic fit and finish:
$79

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Saturn V full-zip jersey (Women's): $72

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Saturn V socks

What you wear when it's time to show them what a stage 1 burn looks like: Two sizes: SM (men's size 5-9, women's 6-10, euro 37-42) and LG (men's size 9-13, women's 10-14, euro 43-48). 4" cuff. Acrylic, nylon, spandex. Made by Sock Guy in the USA. $11.

Saturn V Water Bottle

The Saturn V water bottle, regular size (21 oz), suitable for low earth orbit insertion. Large size (24 oz) rated for geosynchronous orbit. fill them with the fuel of your choice. Made in the USA. Regular (21 oz.) -- $6. Large (24 oz.) -- $7.

The Complete Saturn V Kit

Full-zip jersey, matching bib shorts, one tall bottle, one regular bottle, one pair of socks (B.Y.O. rocket test sled) $159

Men's Saturn V Kit

Women's Saturn V Kit